Haiku series: Nightclub Proof

Don’t be getting any ideas. The following is not based on actual events and shall never be. Cuz Shots? They ain’t me. Hey, look – I rhymed!

Observation 1

your interest in me
directly proportional
to proximity

Observation 2

our impulse control
inversely related to
alcohol intake

Conclusion

the predictable
outcome of slow dance and shots:
a kiss. QED.

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